Simple Question

remote

Please pass the remote
No this is not about you choosing the show
This has nothing to do with your choice in entertainment
Or even your tenement
Please pass the remote
No I’m not questioning your manhood,
Not testing you metal
This is not to start your epic brood
Just pass the remote
No this has nothing to do with your ego
I’m not trying to control you
This is not some sneaky power play
I just wanna see that show
Pass the remote
This is not a test of wills
No, this is not some deep relationship quiz
There’s no mystique behind my asking
PASS ME the remote
Come on this has nothing to do with last week
Wait what did you do last week
Did I do something?
This is not an accusation
PASS ME the remote!!!!!
This is not about your midlife crisis
I have no questions about your prowess
PASS THE Remote!!!
Hell no there is no problem
This has nothing to do ith bedroom action
What did you say about my fried chicken?
No No No
PASS ME THE GAD DAMN REMOTE!!!!
Click
Click
Oh so you wanted to see wrestling too?!?

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About Michelle Toussaint

Michelle Toussaint is an Antiguan who has amassed an Associate Degree in Science Education as well as a Diploma in Forensic Science. As such, she Teaches Science in the classroom as well as at home, where she leads...er... co-leads The Tribe. A merry band comprising her Husband-The Chief, herself-The Priestess, and her three precocious children- the tribesmen. When she isn’t mothering, teaching, being a fangirl or feeding her chocolate addiction. She writes two blogs. Random_Michelle and Death By Expectations. View all posts by Michelle Toussaint

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