What’d you say?
No really I’m listening
Word, life, level, does it matter?
I’m too wrapped up in virtual conversation
No No No Itchy itchy Wifi’s iffy
Sitting at my desk twitchy
How am I to survice
Without a steady stream of empty likes
Straight faced LOLs
At my hifaluted approximations of the person I wish I was
But I am, if only there
Tweeting, tumbling, pinning it to facebook
Look it’s my boo
No that’s not me in the relationship status
I’m relegated to the inbox
Just barely a byline passing
Yeah, I’m the Monica Lewinsly of FB
But I digress
I’m the one minute warrior
Crusading clicky flicky causes
#bringbackourgirls, but who are they?
#icebucketchallenge, but what is it?
#firechallenge, what’s that for?
I don’t care
As long as I can hash tag it and move on to the next big like attracter
This has been my longest conversation since 2003
Aren’t you listening to me?
Is that? No? Really?
Candy crush? Bubble witch monkey?
……3 Hours later
In your virtual getaway
With virtual friends, proximally close
Across the digital divide
A few kilobytes away from relevance.